My oh-so CraPpy TaLL TaLe

“Hello world”
this is the first thing I learned in Computer programming class.. And this is
the only thing I understood okey~!~! All thanks to Ms Quek who did a very
wonderful job confusing me…. (myself to be blame oso for not taking da subject
seriously ;p) HuHuu okey2 back to da main event… So, this is my 1^st
blog entry… >_<  (clap clap) Okey… first things first.. The reasons why
all of a sudden I chose to write are:

• Menyahot cabaran/tag from aunty naha who I wud like to declare da coolest +
  most IT literate mom of da year..  >_<  (clap clap)
• Setelah My
  “sayang” explained to me wuts da meaning of being “tag” by someone, frensta
  style… Huuu
• Try to mencapub (sedaya upaya yosh~!~)
• Felt like
  its time…   not too sure.. (“,)??
  Ngeehee..

gLorY gLorY Man UTD!!!!! 4-2 win against Everton.. We’ve  won
da Championship Title!!! Bye Bye cHeLseA!!!
WuhUhUhuu.. tough luck der Chelsea…
best of luck next season~~

Da story begins:

 7.45pm

Bertolak dari rumah dan telah melepakkan diri di infasha
bersame zulkarnain a.k.a red haired nain fineballerz.. >.< to watch live
football match between Man U & Everton.

 

1^st half:

Game membosankan at first becoz slow gameplay by both sides…
Suddenly.. the crowds(anti man-u) goes wild, starts shouting n melompat like
crazy… Y? it was a goal by Stubbs for everton one  nill lead… tibe2 ade plak org
main fireworks cam celebrate goal everton pulak… (hati berkate) -Argghhh…
boring ar game nie.. itu budak2 meja seblah pon sudah start menganjeng.. Haizz… Furthermore da absence of my cuz nazim (went kl for
paintball comp) and my sayang (went dinner organized by usrah) membuatkan game
ini sgt2 lah bosan.. wanna noe y?? mereke2 ini suke intimidate da crowds(anti man-u) ngehehee.. back to the
story.. Game starts to get interesting.. da passing was superb.. possession
cun… then from out of the blue, Manuel Fernandes fired the home side into a
shock 2-0 lead by steering Arteta’s through-ball away from Brown and hammering
an unstoppable shot into van der Sar’s top left-hand corner… And lagi skali
mercun2 tu berbunyi mcm celebrating evertons goal (true event.. tak caye tanye
anne infasha ;p) Five minutes into the second half and United were two goals
down…

  

8.45pm

 

2^nd half:

Game still hambar.. but da reds luck was about to change
when fergy (United’s Boss) decided to have Evra sub by Richarson… At da 61^st
minutes of da game.. United was given a corner and O’shea was in da rite position at the rite time
giving United their 1^st goal.. Then it gets better when Smith was
sub by Ronaldo at da 66^th minutes… A minute after that, United
equalized by an own goal from Phill Neville… Things change from bad to worst for the evertinions.. Entering da final
15 minutes of da game… Wayne Rooney puts Manchester
in da lead with a fantastic strike… Dgn
tanpa segan silu ku telah melonjak2 setelah terdiam dgn goal2 b4 hasil tekanan
brader2 yg duduk kat meja seblah… ngahahahahaa.. belom habes lagi… at the final
5 minutes of da game.. Solksjaer a.k.a babyface killer was sub by Eagles
(reserve youth player) and da Youngster played well thru da last minutes of da
game and scored a goal rite at the end of da match!!! Lagi skali ku melonjak2
mcm org gile sambil usha2 budak2 meja seblah yg sudah terdiam… ngahahaha and da game ends
with victory to UNITED!!!!! Wuhuu!!!

Rite after da game.. ku semaken lah happy setelah tahu bahawase nya Chelsea sudah seri dgn Bolton… 2-2 Wahaha…

 

9.40pm

Ku pulang ler ke rumah dgn hati yg gumbira…. ;D

 

HahHa… okey2… Enough of Bola2…

 

Echelly I was provoked to write by aunty naha indirectly when she stated me in her
blog entry as (bf Filzah).. Aunty.. I ade name jugak la.. Da given name is Wan
Ahmad Sabirin… u can call me Wan or ahmad or sabirin or bf filzah pon boleh~  =)  

 

In her(aunty naha’s)
entry, she stated a lot of kewl questions dat makes me very da teruja untuk
menjawab… Okeh.. Here it goes…

 

Describe perfect woman/man in your own words.

To me.. a perfect woman does not need to be perfect
in all aspects.. She just need to be understanding and caring for dats all dat
matters to me… Uhmm but I prefer woman/gurls who have some resemblance of my
mother… Which is……. PnC hehee…

Most treasured moment.
My first beating… by my parents… sbb ku
mencarut… inilah akibatnye membaca perkataan2 yg diconteng di penande jalan
semase menaiki bas sekolah…Note to kids below 8 plz don’t use dos words u don
even noe.. especially da one conteng on dos penanda jalan.. (*.*)

Childhood Hero or heroin.
Flashman, ultaraman taro, suria
baja/perkasa hitam, optimus prime, superman, keluang man, tomatoman and not to
forget son goku… hoHoho.. dulu kecik2 selalu perasan konon2 ade special
powers.. gado2 dgn abang je teros buat “
kamehameha” tp end up kene belasah dgn cukop2…. ;p

Childhood dreams.
Mase zaman mude2 dulu cikgu slalu tanye.. lalu ku menjawab.. POLIS
cikgu.. ngehehe tp mine was common la.. tp adelah sorang hamba allah nie mase
kecik2 org tanye dier nak jadi ape da besa nanti… dgn banggenye beliau
berkate.. nak jadi ORG PUMP MINYAK la.. macam best je(based on true story
adapted from….) hahaa..

Ideal friend or partner.
Ideal friend: Neone dat cud make me
happy… Enjoy things dat I enjoy doing… Fun..

Partner: Dependable…
Caring… High Tolerance… Accept me as who I am not what im not… huhuu.. da list
goes on and on… ;p

Ideal evening.
Kluar minum2 dgn mama.. kutuk2 orang…
ngahahaa

Nobody knows i am….
alone most of da time… except me, myself and my special
someone~ >.< Sometimes its nice to spend some quality time with myself.… I enjoy my “alone” time.. get in touch with nature.. talk to myself even though someone may think
im nuts.. its kewl.. yg penting diri sendiri  happy… agree??

Biggest regret.
Taking this engineering course.. Im not
enjoying the things I learn…  (sigh)

My advice to mum.
Lepas makan jgn
teros baring.. nanti boncet…;D

My advice to dad.
Rajen2 lah bank in kan duit ke account kami(adek beradek)  ya.. kami akan menjadi anak yg lebih baek dan
lebeh happy… (*.*)

My advice to friends.
Live life to da fullest.. Have fun… Be
fun… Don’t do drugs…Don’t smoke…;D

My biggest fear.
To lose my love ones especially
mama,ayah,atok,de lin.. da rest of da fam.. and not to forget my special
someone..

What i dont like about people/friends.
Talk bad behind my back, hypocrite, big
talker, cant understand/tolerate with other ppl situations, the list goes on…
My advice.. just be yourself.. Know your
limits..

Superstitions.
Otot gerak sendiri.. kekadang x sedar ade something bergerak secara
berdenyut at the other side of our skin.. of course otot kita kan slain nadi..tp kan.. mana taw u guys got different ways of
looking into it.. Sometimes it happens without us even knowing.. out of our
conscience.. Sometimes mata kita berdenyut2..nnt org kata kita kelip2 mata flirt2
plak..HeHe.. Maybe petanda kita nk membesar(ye ke?haha) ataupon ade hikmah lain
behind all diz…or petanda sesuatu yg burok akan blaku(mintak dijauhkan) tanda2
org yg nk menemui ajal(itu bg mereka yg dikehendaki) Herm.. (“,)??

People like me because…..
Don’t actually
know… don’t really know y.. herm… Im gonna let u guys decide… go figure…  >.<  jgn syok sgt ar.. hehee..

 

What is your biggest
lie?
The end of skewl year.. The last week at skewl where I and few
classmates went to the school’s office made some adjustments in our cocuricullar particulars. For me, I’ve
added some positions such as konon2 im a school prefect(dat im not), some club
head positions and some activities dat i have nvr attended in da 1^st
place simply just to ensure my acceptance into  university. I got thru, but I really2 regret
doing it…. if only I cud turn back time… Herm… 8-|

 

Around 3.30am or
so on da way back from latenite supper, rite after hantar yg tersayang di
ixora, I felt some eerie feelings dat I was followed… adekah paranormal?? Don
noe Don care.. lalu ku telah mengambil keputusan utk merempit dgn pantas…
akhirnye selamat sampai ke destinasi… usha sane usha sini.. rumah da sunyi
sepi.. siap dgr bunyi angin tiup2 lagi.. tibe2 ku tersentap.. terdengar bunyi
bising.. dgn konon2 beraninye ku approach kawasan dimana bunyi itu muncul… wuuuushhhhh.. there goes 2 dark shadows went
by me.. as I was looking, it came rite infront of me.. and to find out……… rupe-penye
antu/mysterious beings yg aku dok sibok cuak lebey tue duer ekor stray cats
maen keja-keja.. lahanat tol.. buat ku syok lebey je.. ngeheee….

 

Kay2 enough said.. to
all who went all da trouble to read this unsangkarable long piece of crap of
mine.. terime kaseh la byk2.. and to
aunty naha… I
dedicate diz entry to you… >_<

 

– To neone yg rase entry ini sgt membosankan!! Sile sile ler
kutuk~ huhuu (“,)